All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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