So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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