I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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