Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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