So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
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Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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