porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Randomize