Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
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Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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