she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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I have feelings that need drinking.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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