I don't usually arrange sex via text message
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
there is puke in my bra ... again
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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