the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
The air was thick with penises
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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