I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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