I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
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Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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