I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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