I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
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no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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