Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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