awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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