New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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