of course. lets lasso hookers.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize