Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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We are two peas in an std pod
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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Found the puke drawer
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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