He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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