she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
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I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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