Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
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MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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