I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
if only i could text you this smell
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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