i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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