S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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