I hate your face
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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