I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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