i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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