did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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Is Oprah even human
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Randomize