Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I can text with my tongue
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
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I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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