i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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