what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize