Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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