doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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