i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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