I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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