Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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