Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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