Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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