i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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