Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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