omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
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