i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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