Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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