I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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