If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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