Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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I got inside last night via doggy door
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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