do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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