she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
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Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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