we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
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Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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