google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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